Tuesday, December 27, 2011


Hey, cat. I wrote you a song. Wanna hear it?

Well, too bad.

Asshole.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011


Jesus Monkey Christ, do I hate this cat. I mean really. What a shithead.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

People always ask me why I hate this cat. I tell them it's because he's a dick.