This cat is either the Stalin or Urkel of cats.  Whichever you hate more.

Yes, cat.  Out there is a whole world.  A world of light and wonder.  A world that, like me, hates you.

You dick.

I hate this cat like I hate Fresca.

A lot.

Today is a special day, my friends.

Today, I call upon you for a favor.  I call upon you not just to hate this cat.

We all hate.  It is the way of things.  It is time we show it to the world.

Take a picture of yourself giving the finger to the things you hate.  Share it on your blog, on the Twitters and Facebooks.  Mark it with #hatuesday.

Take a stand.  Hate proud.  Hate strong.

And seriously.

I hate this cat.