This cat.  This fucking cat.

I hate.  This cat.  So.  Much.

Ghandi would shit on this cat and not feel a goddamned thing.

You can't tell right now, because he's sleeping.

But this cat is a bag of shit.

Take solace in your herb, you dirty hippie cat.  We still hate you.

Hey, cat.  Cat.

Fuck you.

This cat is either the Stalin or Urkel of cats.  Whichever you hate more.