Hey, cat. I wrote you a song. Wanna hear it?

Well, too bad.

Asshole.

Jesus Monkey Christ, do I hate this cat. I mean really. What a shithead.

Fuck this cat.

People always ask me why I hate this cat. I tell them it's because he's a dick.

Comin' at you, cat. Hate hard. Hate fast.

Whatever it is I'm thankful for, it sure as shit isn't this cat. I hate this cat.

Look at him. Look at how much he sucks.