Even my neighbor and good friend hates this cat.  You hear that, cat?  Hate.

This cat.  This fucking cat.

I hate.  This cat.  So.  Much.

Ghandi would shit on this cat and not feel a goddamned thing.

You can't tell right now, because he's sleeping.

But this cat is a bag of shit.

Take solace in your herb, you dirty hippie cat.  We still hate you.

Hey, cat.  Cat.

Fuck you.