Hey, cat. I wrote you a song. Wanna hear it?

Well, too bad.

Asshole.

Jesus Monkey Christ, do I hate this cat. I mean really. What a shithead.

Fuck this cat.

People always ask me why I hate this cat. I tell them it's because he's a dick.

Comin' at you, cat. Hate hard. Hate fast.

Whatever it is I'm thankful for, it sure as shit isn't this cat. I hate this cat.

Look at him. Look at how much he sucks.

It's not just me. Everyone hates this cat.

This cat fucking sucks. I hate this cat.

Oh my God. This fucking cat.

You know what I hate most about this cat? Everything.

All right, baby. You hold him, I hate him.

Do not worry, other cat. You are not the cat I hate. I hate this cat.

My hate for this cat burns with the fury of a bowl of soup left in the microwave for seven minutes.

This cat is such a dick. I hate him.

All summer long, my hate has grown.

Ladies. Gentlemen.

I hate this cat.

I hate this cat. I hate this cat so fucking much.

Sometimes, I just really hate this cat. Other times, I hate him even more.

Hey, cat, check it out. I'm married.

...eh, fuck it. I hate you.

This fucking cat. I hate him so much.

Suck it, cat. I hate you.

Christ, what an asshole this cat is. I hate this cat.

Woe is thee, cat, for thou sufferest mine hate.

127 hours... of hate.

Watch as this cat languishes. Oh, how I hate this cat.

You cannot hide from my hate, cat. I hate you.

That's right. I hate this cat.

This post has been deleted because it weakens the concept. I hate this cat.

Damn it, cat, you look at me when I hate you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I hate this cat.

Hey cat, guess what? I hate you.

Even while he sleeps, I hate this cat. This cat sucks.

My wife also hates this cat.

If there was a list of cats I hate, this cat would be it.

He bathes, but he cannot wash away my hate. I hate this cat.

I hate this cat so much. Fuck this cat.

Look at this cat. I hate him. I hate this cat.